she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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