Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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