You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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