what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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