why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bring me that man meat
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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