I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
