i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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