What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
