She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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