elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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