is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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