lets start a swedish sibling band together
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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