That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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