i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You made out with two different species that night
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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