The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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