you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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