That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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