She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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