Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
another moral hangover. fuck.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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