i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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