That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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