You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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