I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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