She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
