i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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