gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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