what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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