I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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