I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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