there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This house was built for laser tag.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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