Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Shame is for Republicans.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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