see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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