I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Every concussion has its silver lining
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
