do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
