Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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