can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
