About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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