yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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