It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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