I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize