A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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