This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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