So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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