that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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