Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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