Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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