At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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