i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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