i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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