Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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