If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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