I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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